Sleeping Sardines

Satire from the
Animal Kingdom

The Brooklyn Elites are not happy about this site, at all!

Sleeping Sardines was birthed slowly and naturally at the foot of the Rocky Mountains in sunny Denver, Colorado by deranged gays. A proud Dot Org, we exist to provide exquisite satire with the greater mission of social good.


We’ve assembled a team of the most dynamic members of the animal kingdom to deliver on your satire craving. Sourced from a variety of kingdoms, phyla, classes, and species, Sleeping Sardines is committed to cultivating an inclusive work environment for our authors.


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