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Ted Cruz Says Polar Vortex Striking Texas Holds No Responsibility For Power Outages

Ted Cruz Says Polar Vortex Striking Texas Holds No Responsibility For Power Outages Goldwit the Squirrel   HOUSTON, TX — GOP Senator from Texas Ted Cruz has publicly confirmed that the unprecedented polar vortex striking the state is not responsible for recent power outages, citing liberal propaganda as the primary source of false reporting.  “The …

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Adele Calls Cancel Culture a ‘Bloody Wanker,’ Says Jamaican Bikini Was Dope

Adele Calls Cancel Culture a ‘Bloody Wanker,’ Says Jamaican Bikini Was Dope Goldwit the Squirrel   LONDON, ENGLAND— Former pop superstar Adele Adkins was attacked by Cancel Culture for appropriation this week after she posted a picture on Instagram wearing a Jamaican bathing suit with bantu knots in her hair. While the most liberal among …

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