Sleeping Sardines

Goldwit the Squirrel

Goldwit provides weekly stories about lifestyle and animal interest for Sleeping Sardines.

Meet Goldwit the Squirrel, a very special rodent born and raised in a large oak tree in northern Colorado. He left his Home Tree following the 2020 election, finally assured that he could perform his metrosexuality without shame. In his free time, Goldwit likes trying new wines and attending sophisticated social occasions with organisms from all different species and genuses. He aspires to one day retire to northwestern Colorado, where he can let go of the bustling and anxious life of a squirrel.

The backbone of Sleeping Sardines, Goldwit provides lifestyle and animal interest stories that will blow you away. He currently lives alone with a modest storage of nuts for the winter. 


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