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Tushy the Gender Fluid Homo Habilis

Tushy provides weekly stories about popular culture and dating for Sleeping Sardines.

Meet Tushy the Gender Fluid Homo Habilis, an early human with a passion for pop culture. Tushy was born in a remote and undiscovered forest in Papua New Guinea before deciding to leave her pod and join the homo sapiens. Tushy received their degree in Social Justice Journalism from NYU, where they graduated summa cum laude. A stickler for pronouns, leftist ideals, and alternative milks, this genderless, raceless habilis brings the ultimate woke personality to Sleeping Sardines.

Tushy provides stories about popular culture and dating. Currently in a very messy polyamorous throuple, they are actively dating on Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge. 

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